Sunday, December 16, 2012

Is this true?


Someone mythbusters this for me. 

But when I was younger and I had my first period, I was told about the inner-workings of my body, and how the inner lining around my pelvic area were ripping, causing me to bleed.  But because the lines of these walls were ripping, my exterior figure was supposedly changing.  And thus was born Beyonce Hips.  The curve that makes high-waisted things fun, and that allows for the waist of a skirt to cinch your waist just right.  So you tilt, and bat your newly formed luscious eyelashes, pout every so slightly, and brush that last strand of hair in your face, behind the corners of your small ear. 

This is the magic that alludes the men.  

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